New Cars

J got some new cars in Disney world. I asked him if he wanted to bring them over to the twins house to show them. He responded:

"No mommy! They wanna share."

Oh no, my baby!

J was eating sweet potato fries. He put a small one in his mouth and swallowed. Next, he picks up a really long fry. And pretends that the fry can talk....

"Oh no, where that baby go? Oh no, my baby all gone. In my mouth. I need to go get it."

Shoving the large fry in his mouth, the ruthless killing of the fry family commences.

Hitting hurts!

J has been pushing his limits lately. Just a few minutes ago he pretended he was going to hit me.

Me: J, hitting hurts.

J: (preemptively trying to get out of trouble) I love you....I hit you.

Meanwhile gives me a kiss and runs off.

Feelings

J fell down today. He started to fake cry. I asked him what was wrong.

"Mommy, I fallin' down. I hurt my feelings."

Shy

While walking into the OB's office today, J hits me with this one:

"Mommy, hold my hand. I'm gonna be shy."

Happy Heart

We had a cardiology appointment today to check baby brother's heart. We told J that it looked really healthy. His response?

"Yay! Baby brother got a heart. We so happy baby brother got a heart!"

I guess we are so happy baby brother has a heart.

Taking Turns

J was picking a snack the other day. He asked for chocolate. I said no. So he picked strawberries instead. Then he said "Mickey pick chocolate. Oh, that's a good pick Mickey!" Nice try buddy. I'm not giving your toy Mickey chocolate just so you can eat it.

Dancing

J, while shaking his body and waving his arms: "shake yer boom-boom, shake yer boom-boom".

Can honestly claim I have NO idea where he got that from.